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• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Politics

  Kash Patel Submits Senate Testimony as Disappearing Snapchat Story

  
• May 13, 2026
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  Politics

  Trump Announces Iran Talks Will Be Funded By Not Thinking About Americans' Financial Situation

  
• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Tech

  Trump Mobile Announces T1 Phones Shipping This Week, Minus Any Actual Technology

  
• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Says Americans' Finances Irrelevant to Iran Deal, Focuses on Importing Luxury Rugs

  
• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Politics

  Trump’s ‘Golden Dome’ Missile Defense to Be Financed by One Tarnished Gold Coin, Routine, and Optimism

  
• May 12, 2026
  May 12, 2026

  Politics

  Appeals Court Pauses Ruling On Trump Tariffs Due To Low Printer Toner

  
• May 12, 2026
  May 12, 2026

  Politics

  Republican Printer Implicated in Mysterious Democratic Primary Meddling

  
• May 11, 2026
  May 11, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Nominates Kari Lake Ambassador to Arizona, Doug Mastriano to Pennsylvania

  
• May 11, 2026
  May 11, 2026

  Politics

  Reflecting Pool Repairs to Cost $13.1 Million to Block Reflection of Trump Promise

  
• May 10, 2026
  May 10, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Plans Personal Trip To Iran To Secure Nuclear Material By Hand

  
• May 6, 2026
  May 6, 2026

  Politics

  JD Vance's 2028 Campaign Hinges on Trump Perfectly Recalling His Middle Name

  
• May 1, 2026
  May 1, 2026

  Politics

  King Charles Subdues Trump With Flattery and a Packet of Biscuits

  
• Apr 21, 2026
  Apr 21, 2026

  Economy

  Trump Administration Begins $166 Billion Tariff Refund Process With Single Typewriter