WASHINGTON — Investors in the collapsed Trump crypto coin requested receipts for their $3.8 billion loss to claim as charitable contributions. The Treasury confirmed the funds were non-deductible. Investors argued the volatility was a service provided to the campaign. "We knew the value was zero, but we require documentation to verify the transfer of wealth," said portfolio manager Gary Thorne.
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Investors Demand Tax Deductions For Trump Coin Losses
Expert Weighs In
“We knew the value was zero, but we require documentation to verify the transfer of wealth”
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