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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

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White House Excludes Car Owners From Approval Rating Calculation

09.06.2026

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Social Security Trustees Urge Beneficiaries To Accelerate Mortality Schedules

09.06.2026

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Congress Reallocates Cancer Research Funds To Commemorative Coin Minting

09.06.2026

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Trump Campaign Classifies Crowd Booing As Verbal Cash Donations

09.06.2026

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Defense Secretary Classifies D-Day Landings As Unprocessed Mass Migration Event

09.06.2026

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MTA Declares 2nd Avenue Subway Extension Complete After Updating System Maps

08.06.2026

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Department of Justice Adopts Trump Organization Billing Cycle For Federal Indictments

08.06.2026

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Justice Department Reclassifies Federal Prosecutions As Billable Client Hours

08.06.2026

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PM Rama Transfers National Sovereignty To Kushner Resort HOA

08.06.2026

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Pentagon Confirms Sleeping Officer Satisfies AI Oversight Requirement

08.06.2026

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Homan Unveils Plan For ICE Agents To Stand Around Looking Busy In NYC

08.06.2026

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DOGE Declares Screwworms 'Disruptive Innovators' Exempt From Eradication

08.06.2026

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Vatican Invites Abuse Victims To Reconciliation Dinner Seated By Statute Of Limitations

08.06.2026

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Pentagon: Recent Strikes Validated By Trump Golf Course Murmur

08.06.2026

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House Funds ICE Through Pre-emptive Asset Forfeiture Based On Browser History

08.06.2026

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Democrats Schedule Trump Prosecutions Around Midterm Fundraising Cycle

07.06.2026

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Trump Demands Ballots Be Weighed To Check For Hidden Democrat Lead

07.06.2026

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White House Classifies Request For Evidence As Act Of Domestic Terrorism

07.06.2026

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FBI Announces It Will Only Investigate Threats Mentioned On Sean Hannity's Show

07.06.2026

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Networks Agree To Stop Fact-Checking Trump To Avoid Viewer Confusion

07.06.2026