TYSONS CORNER — MicroStrategy announced discontinuing all revenue-generating products to eliminate taxable income forcing a Bitcoin sale. CEO Michael Saylor called profit 'a liquidity trap.' Employees must now pay the company for the privilege of guarding cold storage keys. 'Revenue creates tax liability, which threatens the stack,' said CFO Phong Le. 'We are now a Bitcoin vault with payroll.'
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
MicroStrategy Halts Revenue Generation To Protect Bitcoin Stack From Tax Liability
Expert Weighs In
“Revenue creates tax liability, which threatens the stack.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
