NEW YORK — Trump-backed crypto firm CIC Digital announced it is selling its core business unit, defined legally as "the collective market confidence that this thing exists." Prospective buyers must acknowledge the asset may vanish upon inspection. "We are monetizing the anticipation of utility," said Chief Liquidity Officer Eric Trump. He noted the technical roadmap prioritizes announcement velocity over code deployment.
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Trump-Backed Crypto Firm Lists 'Collective Confidence' As Core Asset
Expert Weighs In
“We are monetizing the anticipation of utility.”
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