WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve announced Thursday it will begin personally confronting business owners who raise prices above the 2% target. Chairman Warsh described the policy as "looking them in the eye" until costs decrease. Officers will stand silently in manager offices. "It's basically bullying, but for macroeconomics," said economist Alan Kress.
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Fed Announces New Inflation Strategy Will Involve Standing In Managers' Offices Until Prices Drop
Expert Weighs In
“It's basically bullying, but for macroeconomics.”
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