HAWTHORNE — SpaceX shareholders voted to accept lifetime access to Elon Musk's private Twitter drafts as compensation for the stock's plunge. Investors expressed gratitude for the opportunity to lose money. "I lost my savings, but I get to see what he types before he deletes it," said shareholder Brenda Wick. "That's the real dividend."
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SpaceX Shareholders Accept Draft Tweets As Dividend Payment
Expert Weighs In
“I lost my savings, but I get to see what he types before he deletes it”
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