NEW YORK — Hedge funds confirmed Tuesday they are subscribing to Trump Media's 'Silence Tier,' paying a premium to guarantee zero Truth Social posts during market hours. The service allows traders to execute algorithms without fearing sudden geopolitical shifts triggered by a typo. "We view his keyboard as a systemic risk," said Goldman Sachs director Alan Sternglass.
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Wall Street Firms Purchase Quiet Hours From Trump Media
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“We view his keyboard as a systemic risk”
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