NEW YORK — Sotheby's announced Tuesday a new division dedicated to selling verified non-digital experiences to tech executives seeking tangible scarcity. The inaugural auction features a 45-minute commute, a handwritten typo, and a lukewarm cup of coffee left on a desk. "They need proof they haven't been uploaded yet," said senior VP Arthur Penhaligon. "Inefficiency is the only soul left."
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Sotheby's Launches Division For Verified Non-Digital Friction
Expert Weighs In
“They need proof they haven't been uploaded yet. Inefficiency is the only soul left.”
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