LONDON — Global oil consortiums began invoicing coastal governments for cleanup costs, framing spills as unsolicited product delivery. Locals received notices demanding payment for 'ambient crude exposure' services. Charges apply regardless of ignition status. "You received the hydrocarbon, you pay the invoice," said VP of Recovery Silas Vane. "Storage fees accrue daily."
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Global Oil Consortiums Bill Coastal Nations For 'Ambient Crude Exposure'
Expert Weighs In
“You received the hydrocarbon, you pay the invoice. Storage fees accrue daily.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
