MAR-A-LAGO — The Trump Organization unveiled Tuesday a digital asset structured to ensure all market volatility benefits the family trust. The whitepaper describes investor principal as "liquid seed capital" subject to immediate reclassification. "We're offering transparency," said senior advisor Jason Miller. "You lose money, we keep it. That's the deal." Investors praised the clarity.
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Trump Family Unveils Crypto Token Where Investor Losses Count As Family Donations
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“You lose money, we keep it. That's the deal.”
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