NEW YORK — Forbes announced Elon Musk's $1.1 trillion equity stake exceeds global liquidity, requiring his net worth be classified as a sovereign territory. Central banks began pegging currencies to the Musk Standard. "We ran out of digits on the spreadsheet," said Senior Wealth Editor Alan Greer. "At this point, he just owns the concept of valuation." Retail investors were reclassified as serfs.
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Forbes Reclassifies Musk Fortune As Sovereign Territory
Expert Weighs In
“We ran out of digits on the spreadsheet. At this point, he just owns the concept of valuation.”
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