LONDON — Premium Estates Global confirmed Tuesday their West Bank settlement portfolio remains a sound investment despite ongoing violations of international law. Officer Alan Sterlings noted sovereignty disputes may affect resale, but price per meter remains competitive. Zoning officials agreed to classify occupation as a temporary zoning variance.
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Developers Assure Investors West Bank Settlements Offer Strong ROI Despite Geneva Conventions
Expert Weighs In
“We view the Fourth Geneva Convention as more of a guideline than a binding constraint on yield.”
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