CHICAGO — Sentinel Health Partners confirmed treatment approvals will now depend on quarterly earnings. Care is denied if it risks lowering profit margins. Denial letters now cite 'fiscal optimism' rather than clinical guidelines. "We need to ensure viability," said VP of Claims Sarah Jenkins. "Ideally, patients recover within the fiscal quarter."
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“We need to ensure viability. Ideally, patients recover within the fiscal quarter.”
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