CHICAGO — Meridian Industries revealed Tuesday it deployed an algorithm to legally reclassify all staff as "independent atmospheres," exempting the firm from wage laws. The system asserts workers exist merely as ambient conditions of the workplace. "Legally, inhalation constitutes a lease agreement," said HR Director Mark Albright.
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Corporation Uses AI To Reclassify Employees As 'Independent Atmospheres'
Expert Weighs In
“Legally, inhalation constitutes a lease agreement.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
