CHICAGO — Aetna announced Tuesday that coverage for urinary function will now scale directly with a patient's crowdfunding success. Silver-tier donors receive full bladder control, while bronze-tier supporters remain on adult diapers. "We feel comfortable letting the market decide your dignity," said spokesperson Linda Merkin.
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Aetna Tiers Urology Coverage Based On Crowdfunding Goals
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“We feel comfortable letting the market decide your dignity”
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