IRVING, Texas — Chevron Corp. confirmed Wednesday that pump prices will remain fixed until the executive bonus reserve reaches its target surplus. CFO Pierre Breber called the hold a "fiscal prerequisite." "Margins cannot drop until leadership incentives are fully funded," Breber said. "It's not price gouging, it's arrears management." Motorists noted no relief.
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Chevron Confirms Pump Prices Locked Until Executive Bonus Pool Fully Capitalized
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“Margins cannot drop until leadership incentives are fully funded”
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