BASEL — The Bank for International Settlements confirmed Monday that the AI-driven market correction has been calendared for Nov. 14 to prevent overlap with the pending commercial real estate failure. The move protects the upcoming bond auction. "Regular people losing pensions is unfortunate, but hedge funds need stability," said BIS Director Klaus Müller. "It's about courtesy."
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BIS Schedules AI Market Collapse For Nov. 14
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“Regular people losing pensions is unfortunate, but hedge funds need stability. It's about courtesy.”
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