WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court determined Tuesday that all contributions over $5,000 now constitute a legally binding contract for specific legislative votes. The ruling formalizes the expectation of return on investment inherent in fundraising. "The public doesn't own the legislation," said Chief Justice Roberts. "They just live under it."
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Supreme Court Rules Campaign Donations Constitute Binding Contract For Votes
Expert Weighs In
“The public doesn't own the legislation. They just live under it.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


