NEW YORK — Donald Trump confirmed Wednesday he intends to satisfy the $5 million Carroll judgment exclusively through redeemable credits for limited-edition NFT sneakers and bulk cases of Diet Coke. Legal filings describe the assets as "highly liquid prestige currency." Trump insisted the sneakers appreciate faster than the dollar. "She wants fiat? That's poor people thinking," said Trump Organization CFO Robert Habeeb.
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Trump Offers To Settle Carroll Judgment In Expiring Truth Social Vouchers
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“She wants fiat? That's poor people thinking.”
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