WASHINGTON — President Trump insisted Thursday the Iran war would end ‘very soon,’ hours before a Trump-branded ETF disclosed heavy bets on defense, oil, and gold. The ‘Trump Peace Dividend ETF’ (ticker: $WIN) seeks to ‘maximize returns during geopolitical transition,’ per its filing. Trump denied any conflict, calling the timing ‘a tremendous coincidence.’
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Trump Vows Iran War Will End ‘Any Day Now’ As Trump-Branded ETF Bets Heavily On Extended Conflict
Expert Weighs In
“The president has always said he’d end the war quickly. If you buy shares now, you’re essentially betting he’s lying. That’s a win-win for American investors.”
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