WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court announced Monday it will now submit all rulings to the President for pre-approval before publication. The decision reclassifies the judiciary as an internal Executive Branch department focused on formatting and tone. Clerks confirmed future opinions will be returned with tracked changes within 24 hours.
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Supreme Court To Submit All Rulings For Presidential Pre-Approval
Expert Weighs In
“We are really just handling the typography at this point”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
