WASHINGTON — The U.S. Semiquincentennial Commission confirmed Monday that the nation's 250th birthday celebrations will proceed under the title 'Trump 250,' acknowledging the president's centering of the historic milestone around his own tenure. "We realized fighting his branding team was fiscally irresponsible," said Commission Chairwoman Eleanor Vance. "America is just a holding company for his legacy."
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Semiquincentennial Commission Rebrands 250th Anniversary As 'Trump 250'
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“We realized fighting his branding team was fiscally irresponsible. America is just a holding company for his legacy.”
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