WASHINGTON — The State Department issued retroactive protection fees to NATO allies for every year the US did not invade them. Officials stated the bill includes interest for every Soviet tank stopped at the Fulda Gap. European ambassadors reviewed the ledger in silence. "We protect you, you pay us. That's how protection works," said Senior Undersecretary Alan Mercer.
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State Department Issues Retroactive Protection Fees To NATO Allies
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“We protect you, you pay us. That's how protection works,”
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