WASHINGTON — Treasury unveiled Tuesday a new exemption allowing crypto gains to remain untaxed provided the president maintains plausible deniability regarding their origin. The rule codifies the principle that financial crimes require eyewitness testimony from the beneficiary. "If he doesn't look at the wallet, the profit doesn't exist," said Treasury Undersecretary Gary Blume.
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Treasury Unveils Tax Exemption For Profits President Ignores
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“If he doesn't look at the wallet, the profit doesn't exist”
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