RAPID CITY — Trump announced America 250 celebrations are paused indefinitely until contractors finish carving his likeness onto Mount Rushmore, declaring the nation 'not yet 250.' Park Service officials confirmed the historical calendar is now contingent on drilling schedules. 'We can't count the years until the granite is set,' said Superintendent Gary Cole. 'Technically, we're still in the Trump era.'
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Trump Delays America 250 Celebration Pending Completion Of Own Carving
Expert Weighs In
“We can't count the years until the granite is set.”
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