LONDON — The Global Combat Air Programme confirmed Wednesday that the $6.14 billion sixth-generation fighter will remain in development until every dollar is spent, regardless of necessity. Officials noted completion would violate budgetary incentives. "We are contracted to sustain expenditure, not air superiority," said contractor Alan Prestwick. "A working jet terminates the revenue stream."
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GCAP Consortium Confirms Fighter Jet Will Remain In Development Until Budget Exhausted
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“A working jet terminates the revenue stream.”
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