LONDON — Buckingham Palace revealed that King Charles managed Donald Trump's visit by showering him with compliments and offering store-bought biscuits, resulting in uncharacteristically polite behavior. Observers noted Trump's ego was sufficiently stroked, leading to a temporary halt in his usual bluster. The Foreign Office described the approach as 'effective and economical'.
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King Charles Subdues Trump With Flattery and a Packet of Biscuits
Expert Weighs In
“It's remarkable how a few kind words and a biscuit can transform a man into a model of decorum, just like handling a toddler,”
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