WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court declined Monday to hear former Rep. Stephen Buyer's appeal of his insider trading conviction, with Justice Clarence Thomas writing a concurrence that Buyer's only mistake was “doing it himself instead of routing everything through a spouse.” Thomas added that “the congressman class has a lot to learn about getting away with it,” and appended a five-point checklist to his opinion.
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Justice Thomas Offers Insider Trading Tips in Concurrence to Supreme Court's Rejection of Ex-Lawmaker's Appeal
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“The justice is performing a vital educational function. The law doesn’t say insider trading is illegal; it says it’s illegal if you’re bad at it. Justice Thomas understands that.”
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