WASHINGTON — The Pentagon confirmed Wednesday that all military operations against Iran are suspended until President Trump finalizes a deal for a Trump-branded hotel in Tehran. "It's a two-birds-one-stone situation," said senior advisor Michael Donahue, noting the planned tower would sit on a site currently on the target list. "We're asking the generals to aim around it."
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Trump Postpones Iran War to Finalize Luxury Hotel Licensing Deal
Expert Weighs In
“It's a two-birds-one-stone situation. We're asking the generals to aim around the property line.”
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