WASHINGTON — Treasury confirmed Wednesday payouts from the $1.8 billion 'Anti-Weaponization' fund will be calculated based on how often recipients invoked Donald Trump's name during sworn testimony. 'We're paying for devotion, not legal fees,' said Undersecretary Alan Sternglass. 'If you didn't drag his name through the mud, you don't get the money. Prove you suffered for him.'
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White House Ties Ally Compensation Payouts To Frequency Of President's Name In Depositions
Expert Weighs In
“If you didn't drag his name through the mud, you don't get the money. Prove you suffered for him.”
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