WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled Monday that foreign payments to presidents constitute standard hazard pay rather than taxable income. The opinion stated accepting cash from adversarial nations is simply 'risk mitigation stipend' inherent to the executive branch. "Distinguishing between statecraft and self-enrichment creates unnecessary administrative burden," said Court spokesperson Eleanor Vance.
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Supreme Court Rules Presidential Bribery Classified As Official Act Compensation
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“Distinguishing between statecraft and self-enrichment creates unnecessary administrative burden”
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