WASHINGTON — The Trump campaign announced Thursday that the Ukraine conflict will be resolved through a standard depreciation write-off on Russian hardware. Advisors described the invasion as a capitalized asset eligible for Section 179 immediate expensing. "We can liquidate the remaining inventory if Putin signs the transfer deed," said senior advisor Chris LaCivita.
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Trump Campaign Proposes Settling Ukraine War Via Section 179 Tax Write-Off
Expert Weighs In
“We can liquidate the remaining inventory if Putin signs the transfer deed.”
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