WASHINGTON — Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) clarified that being "locked and loaded" for war with Iran meant he had loaded Tomahawk missiles himself while waiting for the Senate to convene. He noted approval was a formality since the munitions were primed. Pentagon officials were unaware the Senator had access to the launch bay. "He said he'd handle the logistics," said Defense Liaison Gary Milner. "We assumed he meant voting yes."
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Fetterman Confirms He Has Personally Loaded Missiles Pending Vote
Expert Weighs In
“He said he'd handle the logistics. We assumed he meant voting yes.”
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