WASHINGTON — The Treasury confirmed Wednesday that new $100 bills bearing the President's signature are legally structured as personal loans from Trump to the bearer. Holders must repay face value plus 4% interest within 30 days or face collection calls. "It's basically a favor he's doing for you," said Treasury Undersecretary Mark Renfield. "You hold the cash, you owe the man."
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Treasury Confirms New Bills Legally Classified As Personal Loan From Trump
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“It's basically a favor he's doing for you. You hold the cash, you owe the man.”
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