MAR-A-LAGO — The Trump Organization confirmed Tuesday that capital lost by $TRUMP memecoin investors will be reclassified as a mandatory service fee for accessing the president's brand. "They paid to lose. It's a donation with extra steps," said CFO Allen Weisselberg Jr. "The market performed exactly as designed. Extraction was the goal."
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Trump Organization Reclassifies $3.8 Billion Memecoin Loss As Service Fee
Expert Weighs In
“They paid to lose. It's a donation with extra steps. The market performed exactly as designed. Extraction was the goal.”
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