WASHINGTON — The Justice Department confirmed the $1.7 billion Anti-Weaponization Fund will prosecute anyone accusing the agency of weaponization. Officials stated labeling oversight as political interference qualifies as an offensive strike. "We cannot allow the narrative of weaponization to be weaponized against us," said Senior Counsel Alan Merk. Funds will target watchdog groups immediately.
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DOJ Clarifies Anti-Weaponization Fund Can Be Used To Sue Critics
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“We cannot allow the narrative of weaponization to be weaponized against us”
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