WASHINGTON — The Justice Department confirmed that any IRS audit of Donald Trump violates federal settlement terms, granting permanent immunity from revenue verification. Officials stated the agreement supersedes tax law, categorizing routine scrutiny as harassment. "We cannot audit someone we have agreed not to look at," said Deputy Assistant Attorney General Laura Vinson. "It would breach the contract of invisibility."
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DOJ Settlement Classifies IRS Audit As Hostile Action Against Trump Family
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“We cannot audit someone we have agreed not to look at. It would breach the contract of invisibility.”
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