WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Monday that the National Weather Service has been directed to amend past meteorological data to reflect optimal conditions for the Independence Day celebration. Officials stated the rain never actually occurred, only the perception of it. "We stand by the original sunshine forecast," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "The water falling from the sky was strictly decorative."
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White House Orders Weather Service To Retroactively Clear Skies For July 4
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“The water falling from the sky was strictly decorative.”
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