BRUSSELS — NATO members agreed to list Donald Trump as the primary beneficiary on all weapons contracts to prevent alliance collapse. Officials confirm this ensures the President feels 'directly monetarily involved' in regional sovereignty. "It is easier to budget for extortion than uncertainty," said NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte.
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NATO Members List Trump As Primary Beneficiary On New Defense Contracts
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“It is easier to budget for extortion than uncertainty”
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