WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed the U.S.-Iran ceasefire expired after President Trump deemed the Iranian foreign minister's handshake insufficiently firm. Officials noted the truce was contingent on continuous personal validation. "We thought the terms were clear," said National Security Advisor Waltz. "But the President requires a grip strength of 80 PSI to maintain relations."
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Trump Declares Ceasefire Void Over Insufficient Handshake Firmness
Expert Weighs In
“But the President requires a grip strength of 80 PSI to maintain relations.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


