NEW YORK — Donald Trump's attorneys filed a motion proposing to settle the $5 million Carroll judgment through inventory of discontinued Trump Steaks stored in Mar-a-Lago freezers. The filing argues the vacuum-sealed meat remains 'premium quality' despite expiration dates. Carroll's counsel rejected the offer, citing lack of refrigeration. "We believe this represents fair market value," said Trump Organization CFO Weisselberg Jr. "Cash is volatile. Protein is forever."
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Trump Legal Team Offers To Satisfy Carroll Judgment In Unused Trump Steaks
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“Cash is volatile. Protein is forever.”
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