WASHINGTON — Vice President Vance announced Tuesday that the Labor Department will revoke any H-1B visa where the holder demonstrates proficiency exceeding the average local applicant. Officials stated workers solving problems too quickly trigger automatic audits. The administration claims this protects domestic workers from unfair competition.
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Vance Declares Excessive Competence Primary Indicator Of H-1B Fraud
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot allow immigrants to make Americans look bad by doing their jobs correctly.”
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