WASHINGTON — The Trump Organization announced Thursday it will sublet the Oval Office to corporate partners during working hours to offset renovation costs. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated, 'The leasing model aligns with the administration's profit-first governance strategy.' Maintenance staff noted the Resolute Desk now includes a built-in credit card terminal for desk usage fees.
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Trump Organization To Sublet Oval Office During Construction Blitz
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“The leasing model aligns with the administration's profit-first governance strategy.”
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