JERUSALEM — Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir halted production on his latest detention facility broadcast Tuesday, insisting the overhead fluorescents washed out his complexion. "We need the shadows to really sell the dominance," said Spokesman Avi Cohen. Filming resumed after a ring light was sourced from the evidence locker. Officials noted the detainees remained properly lit throughout.
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Ben-Gvir Demands Better Lighting For Detainee Taunt Video
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“We need the shadows to really sell the dominance”
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