WASHINGTON — The Commerce Department instructed retailers to align shelf prices with White House projections rather than supply costs. Officials argued labels undermine confidence. Walmart began issuing stickers reflecting approved optimism. "Hunger is a manageable PR risk," said Commerce Undersecretary Alan Rostock. Shoppers reported feeling wealthier despite empty carts.
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White House Orders Grocers To Adjust Prices To Match Economic Projections
Expert Weighs In
“Hunger is a manageable PR risk”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


