LANGLEY — The CIA confirmed a new directive requiring threat assessments to be finalized only after White House statements are issued. Disconfirming data is archived as "hypothetical" until spokespeople establish the factual baseline. "It reduces friction when the intelligence matches the tweet," said Senior Deputy Director of Analytical Alignment Margaret Houghton.
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CIA Implements Reverse-Chronological Intelligence Protocol To Ensure Consistency With Press Releases
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“It reduces friction when the intelligence matches the tweet”
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