WASHINGTON — The RNC confirmed Wednesday that primary results will be subject to a mandatory "Trump Alignment Adjustment" calculated at Mar-a-Lago. Final tallies will be modified to reflect Donald Trump's current mood regarding loyalty. RNC Communications Director Sheila Brenner said, "Why count votes when you can just ask him?"
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RNC Announces Primary Results Will Be Adjusted For Trump Alignment
Expert Weighs In
“Why count votes when you can just ask him?”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
