WASHINGTON — The Pentagon and Iranian Revolutionary Guard confirmed a timeshare agreement granting each nation exclusive control of the Strait of Hormuz on alternating weekdays. Shipping lanes remain open during American hours and closed for Iranian maintenance. "Casualties are prorated based on occupancy," said Rear Admiral John Miller. "We own it from 8 to 4, they own the night shift."
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U.S., Iran Announce Rotating Shifts For Sovereignty Over Strait Of Hormuz
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“Casualties are prorated based on occupancy.”
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