COLUMBIA — State party officials confirmed Wednesday they will fulfill the late senator's unexpired term using a predictive model trained exclusively on his previous flip-flops. The system will generate press releases opposing whatever it supported yesterday. Major donors praised the cost savings. "His physical absence actually streamlines the messaging," said State Chair Drew McKissick.
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SC GOP To Complete Graham Term Using Algorithm Trained On Past Contradictions
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“His physical absence actually streamlines the messaging.”
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